NEW ENT Enterprise Is Coming to Town 1/1 [PG] (CHRISTMAS FILK)

Title: Enterprise Is Coming to Town
Author: Paula Stiles (thesnowleopard@hotmail.com)
Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/3071/arch.html
Series: ENT
Part: NEW 1/1 
Rating: [PG]
Codes: None

Summary: Sky One has been trumpeting the imminent arrival of the latest Trek series to the UK. The horror, the horror.... The tune being mangled is ÒSanta Claus Is Coming to TownÓ (just in case that was obscure).

Disclaimer: Paramount owns it all, God help us. No infringement of copyright is intended, or dared. If you are a fan of the new show, run now.

Archive: Sure--if you ask first.


ENTERPRISE IS COMING TO TOWN


You better not shout. You better not cry.
You better not pout. I'm telling you why.
Brannon Braga's got a new show.

The special effects look way out of sight.
The characters, alas, look not quite so bright.
Enterprise is coming to town.

They know who's not been watching
Who'd rather watch Farscape.
Tradition, continuity,
Mean jack when there's a buck to make.

You better not shout. You better not cry.
You better not pout. I'm telling you why.
Enterprise is coming to town.

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