The Official Supernatural: “The Spear” (14.09 – Christmas Finale) Live Recap Thread

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Can’t load up Facebook, which is annoying. Let’s get started. I doubt I will get this done tonight, as today was a day, ending with trying to get home on a flat tire (in the pouring rain, of course) by pumping it up at various places on the way home. Gotta get in to the garage early tomorrow to get it patched up.

Anyhoo, rather standard recap of The Road So Far starting with a rather awesome Dean monologue out of nowhere:

I know what it’s like to see monsters. And I know that when they’re gone, they never really go away. But me and my brother, we’re the guys that stop the monsters. We’re the guys that scare them.

Cut to Now in Kansas City, MO, to “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” (never been a fan, especially of the Mel & Kim version that hits the British airwaves every December). Sounds like the Brenda Lee version.

It’s also the soundtrack on a particular floor of an office building, where everyone is being slaughtered by hyped-up werewolves. One of them then comes in to tell an elegantly dressed woman, whom he addresses as “Michael.” When he asks why Michael picked this floor, Michael just says, “I liked the view.”

Another werewolf brings in some recruits and among them is Garth. Michael recognizes him due to Dean’s memories and said he had been Dean’s friend. Garth says that’s all water under the bridge. He has a daughter now and he wants to be on “the right side” in the coming war. I’m rolling my eyes a bit, even if it’s a Garth-undercover-for-TFW thing, because the acting in this scene is pretty bad. I’m amazed any scenery was left unchewed, by anyone.

Cue title cards.

Jack is eating cereal (not the healthy kind, either) in the kitchen in the middle of the night when Castiel comes in and catches him. Jack asks Castiel not to rat him out to Sam about the cereal. Castiel asks why he’s up to so late and it comes out that Jack is still recovering from resurrecting. Castiel says that’s pretty normal (well … no, it’s really not, but it is for these guys). Castiel calls it “a rite of passage.”

Jack worries that his mother isn’t safe in Heaven from the Empty. Castiel calls Naomi “complicated,” but willing to fight to keep the souls in Heaven safe. Because that worked so well last week.

Jack also wonders why Castiel doesn’t want him to tell Sam and Dean about the deal he made. Castiel says he doesn’t want to burden them and also, he figures that with all the crap currently raining down on them, he won’t be giving himself permission to be happy any time soon.

It also turns out that Castiel stole the “secret decoder ring” from the cereal box.

Meanwhile, Sam is conversing with Garth, who is indeed spying for TFW. He says they want to “change” him by having him drink blood mixed with Michael’s grace. He claims he’ll be able to spit it out (don’t think grace works that way, Garth).

Garth has to hang up (and uses Bobby’s old “balls” line that I sure don’t miss as he goes in to get the change). Dean walks in just as Sam gets hung up on and reassures Sam that even though Sam was the one who recruited Garth for this mission, it won’t really be Sam’s fault if the mission goes sideways. Um, no, Dean. I’m with Sam. It will be his fault. But hey, maybe we’ll lose Garth this week. I’m okay with that. Early Christmas present.

TFW 2.0 gets a video call from Ketch, who boasts about liberating the egg they used on Lucifer two seasons ago from an Eastern European dealer, then having to mail it to the Bunker. It’s going to arrive, but a bit late.

Okay, so one new-used tire and a morning of Expensive Fun in the Rain with the Auto Shop later, let’s get back to this, in between bouts of math problems. Lots and lots of math. I have a Trigonometry final on Wednesday.

So, we have a new ragtime piano transition riff.

Back to Garth, with the other volunteer, who is all excited about his powerup. The head werewolf woman (who acts like a baddie extra in another CW show and that’s not a compliment) comes in and hands each of them a vial of glowing archangel grace. Garth tries to fake it, but when Michael walks in, he has to swallow. This ups his hearing, but what else has it done?

Michael is Evil Overlording about tracking down EVOL!Kaia and killing her, then getting the Spear (again, works for me! Not an EVOL!Kaia fan, either). This version of Michael probably won’t stick around long, but even so, I’m just not feelin’ her. I don’t think it’s the gender change because I actually miss Lanette Ware as Raphael and kinda liked her better than Demore Barnes (heresy, I know). I wish they could bring her back or that she’d at least stuck around a bit longer. Poor Raphael has gotten no mention-love since exiting at the end of season eight. Didn’t even have a counterpart in the alt-SPNverse.

But this version of Michael … I’m not even sure it’s the actress. Felisha Terrell is hitting all the notes she’s supposed to be hitting, at least on the surface. It’s just that Michael has never actually been a Dick Roman kind of villain, certainly not when Christian Keyes or Jensen Ackles was playing him. But this version is basically a female Dick Roman in a pantsuit and I’m very meh about that.

So, the other part of Michael’s plan (I’ll admit that it was such a lame retread that I ignored it at first) is to distribute upgraded monsters throughout Kansas City, and kill or turn the entire population on Michael’s signal. First of all, we know this never works because second of all, it’s been tried many, many times by villains on the show and it’s never worked. Like, ever.

The closest anyone ever got to doing this in such a short amount of time was in “Croatoan” back in season two and that was a small town in the middle of nowhere that had been cut off from the rest of the world. It just makes the SPNverse’s most powerful archangel look lame for even thinking up this plan. Especially with monsters that, for all of their upgraded powers, can be killed by a simple beheading.

So, Garth gets a call to TFW2.0 while they’re planning to go after the egg, which is stuck for the holidays in a postal depot (while this isn’t technically a Christmas-themed episode like “A Very Supernatural Christmas,” it is set right before or during Christmas). He warns them about the intended assassination of EVOL!Kaia. Sam is nonplussed.

And just like that, after almost half a season riding shotgun and being the wind beneath Sam’s wings, Dean just straightens up and takes over. It’s effortless and even a bit startling to everyone else how he does it, yet they fall right in behind him, anyway. Dean decides to split the team up – Sam and Jack will go get the box; Dean and Castiel will go hunt souped-up monsters and retrieve the Spear. Or at least prevent the monsters from taking it from EVOL!Kaia.

Off Dean and Castiel go in the Impala, on a road trip past those same sheep from that overhead shot that the show has been using for … what … 14 seasons now (it first showed up in season one or two)? When they arrive at what looks like a labyrinth of crushed trash, Castiel notes that the tape deck was broken (since when does Dean allow anything to stay broken on the Impala?), but Dean “didn’t complain once” about the lack of his favorite music.

Dean admits that he never realized before how horrible it must have been for Castiel and Sam, being possessed when they said yes to Lucifer. Dean hates that alt-Michael “tricked” him (I dunno, Dean. It’s not really a trick if it’s your only option left to save the world) and he won’t rest until he’s killed Michael, himself.

Back to Sam and Jack, who are breaking into the postal facility. Jack demonstrates a new skill – he can use a lockpick now.

Back to the trash labyrinth. Near the center of it, Dean and Castiel, who have armed up, enter a grotty old warehouse and then creep around a labyrinth of moldy boxes inside. Dean finds EVOL!Kaia’s camp in the middle, with an iron pot that’s still warm. As Castiel comes up to the same spot, they both hear a door slam to the outside.

Castiel is worried about the lack of monsters in the vicinity. Maybe they got E!K already? Dean thinks she’s “in hiding,” since she would have fought back and the camp is laid out neatly. But it begs the question of this being intel from inside Michael’s camp (and Michael has laid traps before), so what’s going on?

What’s going on is that when Sam and Jack leave the vicinity of the pilfered post office, with a strangely light box, Sam gets bonked on the head by one of Michael’s low-rent monsters, then sees Jack get kidnapped by two more of them (apparently, the extras budget was so low for this episode that despite Michael’s boasts of having upgraded thousands of monsters, we see the same four redshirts with bad teeth over and over again – lame). Then Michael shows up and melts the magic egg in front of Sam. While monologuing.

Ugh. Yeah, I don’t care if it’s the acting or the writing or what. I am officially over this version of Michael. Get a new meatsuit or something.

Oh, and then she knocks Sam out for real. Because Sam doesn’t already have stock in MRIs, already, or anything.

Back in the warehouse, Dean and Castiel are wondering what’s going on when they get a call from Garth. Nobody can get hold of Sam and Jack. As soon as Garth hangs up, he hears Michael fly in. Michael decides it’s time to…uh…talk with Garth. This won’t end well.

In the warehouse, Dean gets poked in the back by E!K. Some terrible sorcerer-in-a-Saturday-night-low-rent-Syfy-flick acting from her end ensues. Dean cuts it short by leaning into her Magic Spork and telling her to put up or shut up. He has family in danger and Michael’s about to murder thousands of people. Dean doesn’t have time to mess around with E!K and her stick. Either she can give up the spear or she can kill him.

Behind Dean, Castiel is making it pretty clear that if E!K takes Option #2, Castiel will kill her right afterward. Whoo, that glare could blister paint.

E!K decides to make a deal – she’ll give up the spear if they have Jack send her home. Dean lies and says that Jack can still do that, while Castiel looks surprised, and E!K buys it hook, line and sinker. At first, she wants guarantees, but Castiel points out that she’s not giving them guarantees, either. Clearly, she’s lying to them and has a new reason to go home. She admits as far as that she has her own people she wants to protect (presumably on the other side). I continue to fail to care about her storyline and look forward to its being wrapped up sooner than later.

Eventually, she gives up the spear, swearing she will kill Dean if he doesn’t bring it back. Ha, I say. Ha. Then she disappears.

Dean gets a call from Sam, in which Sam admits that Michael ambushed them and took Jack. This conversation is weirdly repeated before and after a commercial break, for reasons I don’t quite get. Sam drives off to Kansas City, as Dean says he and Castiel are coming to meet him. Castiel warns Sam not to go in alone. I’m sure we all know what Sam’s current plan is.

Meanwhile, Jack is being brought into Michael’s boudoir by the underwhelming low-rent werewolves who need to piss off  back to Legacies. They leave. Michael, who is standing the near the window, turns round and proceeds to bore Jack and the audience half to death with endless monologuing about the Grand Low-Rent Werewolf Plan, how things went for Kansas City in the alt-SPNverse, how they’re kin because they’re powerful beings with no limits (assuming Jack will eventually get his powers back), how Jack is too young to understand time and on and on and on and blahblahblah.

I’m sorry. That was just so hideously dull. Where was I?

Oh, yeah. Jack says that “Sam and Dean and Castiel will come for me.” Michael shrugs this off, so I guess the Really Obvious Trap Michael set is just that. Michael leaves.

So, remember when Castiel told Sam to wait? Sam didn’t wait (oh, come on, you didn’t think he would, did you?), possibly because he can’t get hold of Garth. The first werewolf he bags on camera is the guy who bonked him on the head at the post office, after he sent off the recruit who came in with Garth to infiltrate a church service. The second one is that annoying woman who kept tandem chewing scenery with Michael earlier and gave Garth his dose of archangel grace. Yay, Sam. My hero. Two of the more irritating redshirts at almost one go.

Sam enters the office where Jack is tied up and cuts him loose.  They hear footsteps and it’s Garth, apparently okay (but obviously not and Sam should have realized that). They get down to the parking garage with some rather ugly blue-silver Christmas trees.

As Sam and Jack come out of the elevator, Garth convulses. He still has his mind, but Michael is in it and has control over his body. Michael makes Garth wolf out, and attack and even flip Sam, but Sam is eventually able to choke Garth out. When Dean and Castiel arrive, they tie Garth up and dump him in the Impala’s trunk.

Castiel heals Jack, while Dean plays (badly) with the spear and TFW2.0 gets ready to take on Michael with the spear and an angel version of the demon cuffs, which may (but probably not) work on an archangel.  Jack is apprehensive, seeing as how he was just kidnapped, like, an hour ago and they’re going right back up there. Sam and Castiel reminisce about the obvious signs that this is a trap (including the obvious lack of monster guards or Michael coming down to check up on Garth’s interrupted signal). Dean just smiles because yes, obviously, it’s a trap. Duh. Good to all be on the same page now.

Off they go into the trap, Dean in front, to the tune of Movement IV from Beethoven’s 9th Symphony (that big choral moment all the car commercials use since Die Hard used it 30 years ago – damn, I feel old, now). Okay, I legit laughed out loud at that.

Upstairs, Michael is waiting impatiently and doesn’t look nearly as sure as the face the archangel shows to the world. But then Michael senses someone and says, “There he is.”

“He” apparently turns out to be Castiel, whom Michael beats to a bloody pulp before dragging him back to the room with the view. Sam and Jack show up, and get choked out.

This may (or may not) distract Michael as Dean attacks with the spear from a closet. Michael gets into a fight with Dean, and even manages to disarm him and choke him a bit, while monologuing that Dean’s initial “yes” was a “mistake” and that therefore, everything Michael now does is “all on you.” Which is creepy and rape-y and not actually true, but there you go. Sam gets the spear back to Dean and Dean is able to slash Michael.

“Trust me,” Dean says. “That’s gonna leave a scar.”

But then he hesitates (partly as Michael, or perhaps Michael’s vessel, looks afraid). We see the same double vision, some flashbacks to Dean as Michael, and then a really quick and weird one of Dean standing in a bar, playing bartender and looking confused. And then, the camera slides back to Dean’s face. It’s no longer Dean behind the face, though. It’s Michael.

Castiel senses it first (he should; according to canon, he should have seen Michael enter Dean’s body) and calls out to Dean. “Dean” then breaks the spear in half and turns around, eyes glowing.

By this time, it’s pretty obvious to all off TFW2.0 that Michael is back in the house. Unfortunately. And Michael is determined to rub it in.

Michael: When I gave up Dean, you didn’t think to question? To ask ‘Why’? Dean was … resisting me. He was too attached to you [cut to Sam], to all of you [wider shot of all three of them]. He wouldn’t stop … squirming. To get out, to get back. So, I left. [picks up a drink of whisky] But not without leaving the door open … just a crack.

Castiel: Why wait?

Michael: To break him. To crush and disappoint him so completely that this time, he’ll be nice and quiet for a change. Buried. And he is. He’s gone. [drinks down the whisky]

And now, I have a whole army out there, waiting, ready for my command. Ready … for this. [snaps fingers]


So, that’s it for new episodes for now, though the show returns on January 17 and we already have a promo, which gives away a pretty large spoiler about how this cliffhanger resolves. We can discuss it in the comments if you like, but I’ll try to keep the following review free of future spoilers. Or not.

The show exited 2018 with a 0.4/2 and 1.43 million. This put it below the DC shows this week, who had a big crossover event that netted all but Legends of Tomorrow, Riverdale and Black Lightning (which weren’t in the event) in the 0.7-0.8 range, but comfortably above other CW shows in audience, including Legends of Tomorrow,  Riverdale and Black Lightning, with whom it tied in the demo. Honestly, even if it weren’t the only non-tie-in show on the network, with 13 and a half seasons of eagerly watched content across several streaming platforms, it would be ridiculously safe.

Review: This episode ended up being All About taking Michael down. In the process, it showed both the strengths and the weaknesses of the storyline and the character (at least, the alt-SPNverse version).

Jensen Ackles knocks it out of the park as Michael. The stillness, the coldness, the smugness and arrogance, the self-assuredness, all of these are the direct opposite of Dean’s fire and passion, his joie de vivre, his doubts and fears, his heroism; his ability to be humbled without breaking, to get back up no matter how many times he’s knocked down, to step back and let others take the stage; and his huge capacity for love.

Michael’s biggest strength as a personality is also his greatest weakness – he’s full of self-confidence, a born leader who’s sure he will always win. He’s also cocky, which gets him into trouble, over and over again, in this new alternate reality, especially when it comes to his chosen vessel, whom he does not know or understand at all.

I’ve probably said this in the past, but horror, of all the genres, is the one that most often uses monster metaphors for emotional states, for the human condition. In Sam’s case, Kripke was interested in the idea of Sam having superpowers and how it felt to be hunted for being the next step in human evolution. The audience, on the other hand, really latched onto Sam’s alienation from his family, of feeling that he had tainted blood, a tainted inheritance. Sam’s mixed feelings between settling down with a “normal” life and embracing the Family Business for good also showed the conflicts of growing out of adolescence into adulthood.

Dean central metaphors were clearer and brutally different. While there’s certainly a familial resonance, and he has grown beyond his being frozen into childhood parentification, the monster metaphor for Dean is mental illness. Always has been, probably always will be.

Some of the monsters are internal and some are external. Dean has a lot of rage due to seeing his family get torn apart, his mother burned to death, his father turning into an embittered person who had little time for his eldest, his brother growing into a puppet king of Hell. But in Dean’s case, as many of his demons are real, actual demons from Hell as they are bugs in his head. And Dean has grown very strong, madness and all, feeding on his own rage over the years, but also his great love. Dean has a powerful rage, but he has an even mightier heart.

Dean’s first two lines of monologue in this episode could as much be about his internal demons as his external ones: “I know what it’s like to see monsters. And I know that when they’re gone, they never really go away.” That line from “The Time Warp” in Rocky Horror Picture Show has frequently come to mind this season with regards to Dean’s journey – “Madness takes its toll.” It does indeed.

I’ll admit that when EVOL!Kaia was going on about how she’d kill Dean if he didn’t give her spear back in one piece, I had to laugh and thought of Dean’s line from season three’s “Malleus Maleficarum”: “You wanna kill me? Get in line, bitch!”

At the end, when Michael made his little speech about keeping Dean down – frankly, I think the show lost an opportunity not using The Rolling Stones’ “Under My Thumb.” It was exactly that psychology – the evil, entitled, abusive ex. How dare Dean fight back? How dare he say no ever again after the one time he said yes? How dare he try to leave the relationship? Watch me use your own hands to murder everyone and everything you love, Dean. And it’ll be all your fault.

Possibly the most bizarre aspect of that dynamic this episode was when Michael tried to woo Jack with the idea of growing eternal with him, knowing full well the entire trap this episode was set up to ensnare Dean for eternity, the person Jack most looks up to and emulates. Is Michael really so detached from human emotion that he doesn’t think about the effect wearing Dean’s face for centuries would have on Jack? And that’s even assuming Jack has centuries left. There doesn’t ever appear to have been an archangel Naphil before and the regular angel variety don’t seem to live very long.

There’s a part of Michael that I think resents that Dean has feelings for anyone but the archangel he was bred to house for the next billion years or so. And Michael definitely has underestimated Dean. Without getting too far into that promo for next episode, I think it’s very interesting that Dean knew about the angel cuffs, but Michael didn’t. Didn’t even mention them, let alone take steps to destroy them.

It seems possible that just as Dean has been resisting Michael and forcing him to avoid doing certain things, even to make certain mistakes, he has also been able to hide things here and there from Michael. Michael isn’t nearly in control as much as he thinks – or, at least, as much as he claims. Michael has the tail of the tiger and the ride is rougher than he anticipated.

This is the tension that makes Ackles’ portrayal of Michael so damned fascinating (and why I hope the writers will resist the urge to let anyone but Dean off Michael in the end). It’s the tug of war between an archangel and his vessel. We got some of this with Sam and Lucifer, but by the time Sam said yes to Lucifer, he had been buttered up for a long time (even a lifetime) as special and wonderful by Lucifer’s demon minions. I think the hardest thing for Sam wasn’t become Lucifer’s vessel (as we see with Nick’s storyline, Lucifer makes a connection with his vessels that they miss if they survive his departure). I think the hardest was Sam rejecting Lucifer long enough for Lucifer to tire of his vessel (or see him as ruined enough) to abandon him for other victims, and then having to deal with not being the Special One, anymore. It’s taken a while for Sam to get used to, and learn to like, being “only” human.

But Dean was never seduced in this way. His was a very rough wooing, He was beaten down all his life, told he wasn’t special. And now, Michael wants Dean’s body (and Dean’s memories, which Michael perceives as part of Dean’s body and therefore Michael’s too) while locking Dean away, apparently now in some weird dream of being a bartender in a midnight bar. Of course Dean fights back. Why wouldn’t he? But to Michael, this is an affront, an insult, and he cracks down harshly.

But Michael’s hold over Dean is not nearly as secure as he boasts. If you woo Dean, he distrusts you. If you beat him, it just gets his blood up. He understands fighting very well.

So, Dean distracts Michael and prevents him from killing people Dean loves. Michael makes a lot of excuses, but this elaborate plan he lays out in this episode shows that he is less sure and confident than he makes out. Rather than a victim who is simply overwhelmed and turned into a puppet for Michael, Dean appears to be Michael’s match, even if he doesn’t really know it yet.

That, however, is precisely why Michael doesn’t work when played by other actors. Whenever someone else plays him, whether last season or even this episode, this critical tension is lost. Michael becomes nothing more than a generic villain, a petty tyrant in his own world turned freebooting pirate in this new one. His external plan – to get all humans turned into monsters, or make them into cattle for those monsters – has been tried before, more than once, and never succeeded. It’s nothing new and seems a bit lame for a being who is some 14 billion years old.

People talk about what a great villain Lucifer was and yes, before he was played out, he was. But that’s because Lucifer personally oversaw the destruction of Sam and Dean’s family. And Michael was Lucifer’s older brother. The problem is that this isn’t our Michael. It’s a Michael from an alternate timeline. He was our Michael up until the point Mary decided not to bring John back. And then he wasn’t. He was never the Michael who oversaw Dean’s birth and the destruction of Dean’s family. He’s just a would-be conqueror, trying to take advantage of a cosmic loophole.

Is this Michael not aware that Heaven is about to fall and render his conquest moot? Does he simply not care? Surely, he’s aware of the existence of the Empty Entity. All of these things seem like a larger story than Michael’s low-rent monster army.

Michael’s war for Dean’s body against Dean is interesting because it’s Dean. And it’s interesting because it’s a metaphor for Dean’s own battle with his madness, just as Demon!Dean and MoC!Dean was. The rest of TFW2.0 is now in a Saving Dean storyline and that’s what makes their part in it compelling. Michael separate from Dean? Not so much.

Finally, I’ve seen spec about how TFW2.0 will manage to kill Michael now. Well, they didn’t have either the egg or the spear when they killed Lucifer for real. But there is one way left. Alas, only Dean can do it (unless they bring out the other Michael from the Cage). Only an archangel can kill another archangel, with an archangel’s blade. If Dean could regain control of his body while Michael was still inside, he could stab himself with Michael’s blade. As we saw with Nick and Lucifer, it might not even kill him. Or maybe they could figure out a way to steal Michael’s grace (Michael knows how). But that all would depend on Dean and Dean being able to regain control of his body from Michael.

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19 thoughts on “The Official Supernatural: “The Spear” (14.09 – Christmas Finale) Live Recap Thread”

  1. What really surprised me was the revelation that Dean had been too strong for Michael to comfortably possess and was singlehandedly responsible for getting him to leave, just by virtue of his stubborn resilience and will. Given how gleefully Berens trashed Dean via his Wayward pet and Dean himself in 14.03, this was quite a welcome change.

    I was relieved that Kaia Sue had nothing to do with the climactic showdown and didn’t shove her cheesy, overblown choreography in our faces again. Not sure how Berens restrained himself there.

    I’m looking forward to 14.10. Now that we’re going inside Dean’s head, I’m hoping for some actual meaty character drama and reveals. There’s so much they could do with this premise. It’ll also be the first time we enter Dean’s mindscape since season 3.

    1. I hope they don’t screw it up, but if the episode is written by the Nepotism Duo, it’s liable to suck. Sadly.

      This is actually the first time anyone but the audience has entered Dean’s mindscape ever. We’ve seen inside Dean’s mindscape from his POV since season three – notably, in “The Rapture,” when Castiel visits him while fishing in a dream and when Anna visits him in “The Song Remains the Same” during a wet dream. We also saw him in a Djinn nightmare in the season six premiere, “Exile on Main Street.” And, of course, we saw that nasty dream of his killing a bunch of people in season ten’s “The Things We Left Behind.” We see Dean’s dreams relatively frequently. It’s a favorite motif for the writers.

      What I don’t believe we have ever seen is somebody else inside Dean’s head, from that person’s POV (Castiel has been inside Dean’s head, but we never saw what Castiel saw, just what Dean saw during the interaction). Now that could be pretty interesting, considering how closed Dean is about his thoughts.

      I found it striking, as well, that the reason Michael left Dean was because Dean was too strong for him. Even with minor angels like Castiel, the vessel has no involvement in what the angel does and no influence over the angels actions. Despite the alleged canon that a vessel can kick an angel out (established with Sam and Gadriel in season nine), it pretty much never happens. With Dean and Michael, no matter what Michael insists, the balance of power is much more even.

      Something else established (or at least hinted) in that storyline was that the reason Sam was able to kick Gadriel out was because Gadriel had tricked him into giving consent. Similarly, alt-Michael agreed to a very limited consent from Dean and then promptly violated that agreement. As we saw what happened to Lucifer’s betrayal of his deal with Michael in that same episode, that ought to be causing Michael problems. It’s just that this is the first time we’ve seen Michael admit it.

      The thing is that obviously, it was Chuck who set things up so that angels could not possess humans without explicit consent. So, obviously, an angel who screwed around with that was going to suffer consequences, because Chuck does love his consequences for supernatural beings messing too hard with his beloved humans. So, if the writers hadn’t acknowledged this, it would have been a dropped plot.

      I was thrilled to see EVOL!Kaia out of the episode so quickly. I wish she’d been killed off, to boot, but we can’t have everything. And at least she no longer has her magic stick.

      1. I laughed when Kaia threatened to kill Dean, especially without her spear. As small (and apparently human) as she is, he could literally just sit on her and the “fight” would be over before it started.

        In terms of Dean’s mindscape, I excluded all those instances you mentioned because I was thinking more of scenarios like Sam’s in 6.22, where characters actually traveled around and interacted with their mental projections, which in turn revealed something about themselves. That only happened with Dean once, back in 3.10.

        Gadreel’s possession of Sam felt more like an anomaly than a new canon rule. I think Gadreel even mentioned at the end of 9.01 that he was weak from the fall, which would allow for Sam to kick him out at any time. And Hannah’s host in 10.07 was apparently screaming for freedom, but needed her possessor to release her.

        This certainly makes Dean’s feat even more admirable. He bothered the strongest archangel to the point of driving him out of his True Vessel. The archangel then had to set an elaborate, long-term psychological trap, all to render Dean a more compliant host.

        1. Yeah, no version of Kaia is especially impressive. Terrell was a lot more impressive in that respect as Michael.

          Don’t forget his entire alternate reality in “What Is and What Should Never Be.”

          The show has been very ambivalent about how much control vessels have, but archangels appear to be in total control. Sam was able to regain control of his own body only for a few seconds, only after killing Bobby and Castiel, and beating Dean half to death. And that was after ingesting a ton of demon blood that was supposed to make him stronger.

          If what we’ve seen of the other archangels (and the fact that Lucifer needed an elaborate, millennia-long plan to win against his brother) is any indication, Michael is exponentially more powerful than Lucifer. So, the fact that Dean could not only cause Michael intestinal discomfort, but even basically force him out and into plotting to find a way to crush Dean externally before repossessing him, is pretty remarkable. One could argue that this isn’t “Dean’s” Michael, so the fit isn’t exact and Michael’s hold is lessened because of it, but there’s no real evidence of that.

  2. ALSO, Jensen’s transformation was really impressive.

    I liked Lady!Michael better than you did; I wonder if Dean is fighting Michael in the bar if it is Jensen Ackles being twinned or he will be fighting Christian Keynes (?) like when Crowley went into Castiel to get ‘him’ to eject Lucifer that the Lucifer manifest inside Castiel was Mark Pellegrino not a ‘twinned’ Misha Collins.

    1. I thought she did a good job with the stunt-fighting. She seemed credibly strong against Ackles, which isn’t that easy (even though Ackles is good at going along with stage-fighting actresses), especially in slacks and heels. But the writing forced her version of the character into a place-holder position and I don’t think she was able to rise above that. I found her version of Michael to be rather pointless and colorless, but I don’t see how she could have made it different when the writing was constantly sabotaging her.

      I’m inclined to think that everything involving Jack was a trap for Dean. Jack wasn’t much of a threat to Michael in the alt-SPNverse. Michael imprisoned him pretty easily, after all. And there’s no real way to tell how long Jack would live, but I rather doubt he would live as long as Michael and his vessel would be together. If it came down to keeping Dean as a vessel or wooing Jack as a buddy for the aeons, I think Michael would cut Jack’s throat without hesitation. But Dean would fight that pretty hard, so Jack currently has his uses.

    2. I read somewhere that when that final scene was filmed Jensen said he was super sick and was ripunning 102 temp. Frickin amazing Mr. Ackles. Just when I think I couldn’t love your stupid ass more. 😉

      1. I saw that on Twitter, yeah. They really run those guys through the ringer. Misha Collins was equally ill his last scene early in season seven, to the point where Ackles insisted they stop filming. And everybody but Jared Padalecki was sick as a dog on the set during season six’s “And Then There Were None.” They just keep these guys working. Just makes me roll my eyes at some of the primadonnas they have in Hollywood.

      2. Was just rewatching that scene–he sounds like me this past week! But you can’t really tell, otherwise, maybe just a little stiffness when he picks up the drink at the end.

  3. I ‘think’ the reason Michael had no interest (really) in Jack in the AU was that Jack was damn powerful and Michael really could not ‘engage’ with him.

    NOW he is de-powered so Michael wanted him as an ally and just as a companion (it appeared); somebody he knew ‘could’ last eons.

    Unless his conversation was ALL a lie because Jack was a lure to bring the three others in (at a place of his choosing and a time of his approval).

    I don’t think the SNAP that happens is the SNAP that activates all the monsters. I think at the SNAP ‘our’ Dean takes over (well, Michael just threatened SAM did he not? Idioten.) and ‘that’ is how they get Michael into the cuffs.

    I am curious if Bartender!Dean is in a ‘happy place’ (like Castiel hanging out in the LoL’s kitchen watching tv during Castiel’s Lucifer possession) or if it is something else. Maybe Dean without all the traumas of the past? Because I will be glad to see Castiel and Sam taking a walk thru Dean’s noggin.

    1. A lot about alt-Michael’s motivation seems random and dependent on whatever the writers feel like at the moment. “Our” Michael was anchored by being Lucifer’s elder, not-favorite brother, who tried in vain to please their father. He was a Cain figure, which made him tragic. Alt-Michael already killed his brother and doesn’t seem to give a hoot about Chuck’s approval. He’s like a billions-old creepy mad scientist. It’s not as compelling a character conflict.

      As for the snap, people keep going on about Infinity War, but they seem to have forgotten that BED!Dream!Dean snapped his fingers and turned off the episode in “Dream a Little Dream of Me” in season three ten years ago. I know “Infinity War” was originally a comic book story decades ago, but people are thinking of the recent film and not remembering that the show did this a decade ago, already. That’s the most likely reference. It’s internal, not external.

      It’s hard to say how the snap will go, aside from the obvious, that alt-Michael won’t get it all his own way, as he expected he would.

      1. I just remembered something. Right after Garth had been turned and he was eavesdropping on Michaels conversation with the minions. At the end of that conversation she/he answered the minion the question ‘and your order, what will it be?’ and you see her hold her hand up fingers ready to snap. What if that’s not really the signal as she/he had to have known Garth could overhear by that point. So Michael says … ‘all waiting for this.” snaps and walla! Peaky Blinders. Who knows what the real signal was/is? Dog whistle to the brain? Michael controlled Garth at a distance. Garth did tell them the signal was going down at midnight. I know, it’s all stupid conjecture. I did like your thought of the egg being substituted. Tho I hope not cause I really hope they take that off the board altogether.

        1. Michael clearly doesn’t need to snap fingers to make anything happen, being inside the heads of all these monsters and able to give the order with no warning to TFW2.0 at all. That is likely a result of the archangel grace, which means the “backdoor” into Dean’s mind was leaving behind some archangel grace, as well. That was probably a mistake in the long run. You do not want to leave any kind of power like that within reach of Dean Winchester and you especially do not want to leave open a channel that he could make go both ways.

          I didn’t actually mention the egg being substituted, at least not this time. I never liked the thing, anyway, though (it was a clumsy deus ex machina), so I’m okay with its being gone. Really, all that happened this episode was the removal of any means someone who was not Dean had to kill or imprison Michael for any length of time. That includes the spear, which makes speshul EVOL!Kaia a whole lot less speshul and I’m okay with that, too.

  4. Is there a possibility that Lucifer will save the world from Michael?

    Do you think Michael will still be around when Jeffrey Dean Morgan makes an appearance?

    1. I think the closest Lucifer ever got to “saving the world” from Michael was last season and look how that turned out. I’m honestly not sure it would be a good idea to repeat that storyline. Lucifer is never going to be a good guy, not even a temporary one the way Michael was for a hot minute in the season finale. And also, Lucifer really needs to stay dead.

      Now, bringing back “our” Michael? That could be interesting.

      I’m not sure yet what will happen with alt-Michael (the promo for the next episode shows a very brief shot of Dean possibly beating up alt-Michael in that fantasy bar, which would be like Sam beating up Gadriel before kicking him out of his head). We don’t know yet what the 300th episode will be about, so it’s hard to say. Will it be a mytharc or an MOTW? If the latter, then JDM could come back as anything – a dream, a shapeshifter, who knows? My hopes are currently on his returning as a form of “our” Michael, but he could also be part of the “Heaven is falling” plot, trying to warn the Brothers. I do think that’s worth killing of alt-Michael and bringing back “our” Michael because if there’s one reason that would get Dean to say yes to a second version of Michael, it would be to save Heaven.

      1. Unless Michael is face down on the bar edge wearing a hoodie I’d say it isn’t him. I’m fairly certain that the guy getting foot stomped is wearing the same gray hoodie. Plus you see Michael w/the jaunty cap fighting Sam. So Sam (and by extension – Cas) is hooked up to Michael/Dean to see if he/they can’t reach Dean and bring him back. I wonder how they are planning to keep Michael at bay as they have to know he’d show up. It would be interesting if during all the bar fighting Dean goes about his scenario completely oblivious to what’s going on around him. Another thought about the whole electrodes-to-the-head- we’ll-save-our- boyo-this-way-idea… Michael has been inside Dean. I would think he would already be knowledgeable about and plan for it. I hope that TFW+1 has to work a bit harder than this to get Dean back and defeat Michael and his monster mash.

        I still wonder if when Michaels monster army attacks the populace, will the victims change, having the same Uber powers? Or would they just be common werewolves and vamps vulnerable to the usual? Either way, unless TFW were working their own con all this time and prepared for the upcoming bloodbath (hence never seeing the AU hunters the past several episodes) then I’m gonna call foul if they get the jump on Michaels minions.

        Questions do abound like why didn’t Cas see whatever it was the Djinn saw? What did the Djinn see? Why didn’t Cas sense the door being open just a crack? I’m not expecting MichaelEyeofSauron to be peeking back but c’mon. If anyone knew of the possibilities/hazards of possessing someone you would think it would be Cas. Too bad Crowley wasn’t around to talk to about it. 🙁 Maybe they were running their own con If we weren’t privy to the scene where Cas told Sam outside of Deans earshot that he was still under the influence. Did Cas warn about the ongoing connection between an Archangel and his vessel? Curious to see where they take this but prepared to be somewhat let down as nowadays you can usually count on Dabb to go for the obvious.

        1. The guy getting foot-stomped could be wearing Michael’s coat and watch (and at some point, Dean’s gotta kick Michael out or kill him, so that fight is coming sooner or later). Also, he’s white, so it’s not Christian Keyes. It’s hard to say with these promos. Sometimes, they give away ridiculous spoilers as if they didn’t even notice (the angel cuffs, for example) and other times, they do bait-and-switch. The thing is that we don’t know who the guy in the hoodie is. It could be alt-Michael trying to keep an eye on Dean (which shows another weakness in alt-Michael). It could be “Our” Michael. It could be a random monster. It could be a victim from Dean’s past. We just don’t know, but if the writers are still doing their horror references (and these days, they are, when they aren’t stuck on comic book refs), this one’s an obvious ref to Saw.

          I confess I don’t really care very much about Michael’s Big Bad Monster plan, since it obviously won’t go the way Michael says it will. For one thing, everybody’s decamping right back to the Bunker, so somehow, Kansas City doesn’t get eaten. For another, the show simply doesn’t have the budget to show Kansas City being eaten, let alone the aftermath.

          Did Castiel actually go into Dean’s mind at any point? He has to do a mindmeld to see inside Dean’s head. And unless he lost that ability, he should have been able to put Sam in there with him, even with Dean possessed by Michael. If he hadn’t up to that point, he should have noticed only when Michael started to possess Dean at the end of the episode, because of what angels see when they see other angels. But perhaps, because Dean was blocking the view of Michael’s other vessel, Castiel was confused at first by what he saw.

          And it’s possible they were running their own con. Dean may even have told Sam to do that. It’s hard to say. Sam is new to this leadership thing and he’s been making a lot of rookie mistakes. So, we don’t know if he’s doing a Riker in “Best of Both Worlds, Part 2,” or not.

  5. Sorry to hear about car trouble. Just went thru that not too long ago myself.

    Think that overhead shoot the use off and on is of cows, not sheep? Sheep would be much smaller from that distance. Could be wrong tho.

    Jumping around here. Bear with me. Speaking of bears – did you guys see Gens pics of the kids/Christmas tree? where you can see in the background a drawing of a bear. A big picture frame. I think it’s interesting because Jared claims to be afraid of bears. Very. A little therapeutic art perhaps?

    That duplicate (more or less) scene after commercial was really odd. How the Hell did that make it to air? Perhaps a bit too much Christmas cheer in the editing room? That’s the second screw up. Remember the Michael promo for the movie? How’d that one get thru?

    That’s the best they can do with werewolf teeth? I guess the ones that look like they are about to fall out of the actors mouths is the Uber upgrade.

    Please tell me they aren’t going the DarkKaia is sticking around route because of Claire. To honor DeadKaias (ha) feelings toward her. Or something stupid just to bring back the Lesbian relationship.

    The whole monologue from Michael to Jack took me out of the scene. Why would Michael care now. He didn’t in AU world. How would Michael keep Jack in line all that time. Wouldn’t a Nephilim be more powerful than an Archangel? There’s no definite timeline as to when Jack may powerup. Cas said it could be a month, years or eons. The only thing Cas was sure of was the addition of the human element would affect it. (From the promo it looks like Jack might be tapping into using his soul. Either that or it’s just reactive to what’s going on) Does anyone think for one minute that this storyline will be pursued? It made no sense to introduce it at that time. It just unnecessarily clogged up what was going on. Was it just to set up Jacks claim about his only family member being CageMichael? If so then that’s even worse as it wasted air time.

    Perhaps Raphael’s the one they will bring back Episode 300. Though my moneys on Balthazar. Mixed emotions regarding J considering how much they screw up the characters when they do bring them back. Never been a fan for end of series family reunion andddd fade. Thinking it should end with Sam and Dean because they have always been the one true constant between them.

    Michaels plan could be the one that works (not that it will). The AU hunters have been called and who knows how many other hunters are out there but if Michaels army turns that many that fast I would think he would win through sheer numbers. Tho one has to ask – when turned by Uber Vamps/werewolves do they become run of the mill monsters or Uber sized themselves? The beheading thing is rather stupid. They are so upgraded to be nigh on invincible but you can still lop off their heads? Which as we all know is a lot harder than it looks. Unless your Duncan McCleod or Sam, Dean and Company. Dabb made it sound like they’d be almost impossible to kill and yet everybody and their cousin are wielding machetes like they are cutting thru butter. Yawn.

    Thought MsMichael did a good job. Some think better than Jensen. I think she should have tried to incorporate more of Jensen’s characterizations rather than make it her own (though there were a few hand gestures that might have been meant to) but anytime a situation like this happens I just accept that each vessel would have its own characteristics and idiosyncrasies. Jensen’s wasn’t spot on the actor who played AUMichael but it works. I love how Jensen plays Michael. Cold. The underlying power. You know any second he might decide he’d rather smite you than look at you. Unpredictable. Superior. Egomaniac. His disdain and disregard for Dean. So sad. And mankind. That small smile. I really hope they give Dean this kill tho I can see Sam being the one.

    Cas continues to demonstrate how useless he is. Why wouldn’t he have known about the possibility of a back door? They relied too much on his reassurances. He knows how possession by an angel works. More than anyone he should have figured this out.
    Poor Dean.

    What DID the Djinn see?

    1. Might be, but they were pretty white for cattle.

      That duplicate was pretty odd. It wouldn’t be their first klutzy bit of editing, though. Some of those season one The Road So Far recaps are a bit awkward now.

      There was a moment where Felisha Terrell was playing Michael alone, waiting for TFW2.0 to show up, where she got a chance to play something besides cold and arrogant. And I think she did some interesting stuff with the transition of Michael back to Dean. But mostly, she just played Michael as a corporate stuffed suit. I get that the director probably had something to do with that (nor did the writing give her very many opportunities to do it differently), but I think the main problem is that Michael is too personal a villain for Dean to be portrayed that way. Dean needs to kick his ass.

      I’m not a huge fan of Jack and Michael. Even when Jack had powers, Michael beat the crap out of him easily. As you say, Michael didn’t care about him in the alt-SPNverse. Why care now?

      The easy beheading stuff was just silly.

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