NEW MIS  1/1 Have a Holly Jolly Unspecified Holiday [PG] (Christmas Filk)

Title: Have a Holly Jolly Unspecified Holiday
Author: Paula Stiles (thesnowleopard@hotmail.com)
Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/3071/arch.html
Series: MIS
Part: NEW 1/1
Rating: [PG]
Codes: [Christmas Filk]


Summary: After long and careful research, the Federation Commission for the
Distribution of Non-Offensive Cultural Material issues a Christmas carol suitable for use
in four quadrants. Sung to "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas".

Disclaimer: Paramount owns the sandbox. Johnny Marks wrote the song for "Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Nobody got paid for this (least of all, me). This is not my
fault. Really.

Archive: Yep. If you ask, first.


HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY UNSPECIFIED HOLIDAY

Have a holly jolly Christmas/Peldor Joi/Federation Day; It's the best/optimum
for breeding/most aesthetically pleasing time of the single revolution of our
planet around our star.

I don't know if there'll be solid, atmospheric H20 precipitate, but have a cup of
bloodwine/kanar/Romulan or Bajoran ale.

Have a holly jolly Christmas/Peldor Joi/Federation Day, and when you walk
down the street/moving walkway/unpaved road,

Say Hello/Greetings/Q'apla! to friends/temporary allies/former enemies you
know/have researched/have sent to a rehabilitation center or prison and
ev'ryone you meet/contact on subspace.

Oh, ho/eep/ack/oop the mistletoe/Orion Happy Weed/Vulcan tea bags hung
where you can see/perceive in the mind of your t'hyla/imzadi;

Somebody/thing waits for you; kiss/bite/fondle suggestively with your third
subtentacle her/him/it once for me.

Have a holly jolly Christmas/Peldor Joi/Federation Day, and in case you didn't
hear/sense/perceive in the infrared spectrum,

Oh, by golly/Surak/Kahless, have a holly jolly Christmas/Peldor Joi/Federation
Day this revolution of our planet around our star.

Holly jolly. Holly jolly. Aaaah/squeak/bubble.

Have a holly jolly Christmas/Peldor Joi/Federation Day and in case you didn't
hear/sense/perceive in the infrared spectrum,

Oh, by golly/Surak/Kahless, have a holly jolly Christmas/Peldor Joi/Federation
Day this revolution of our planet around our star.

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