NEW MIS A CHRISTMAS FANTASY 1/1 [PG] (CHRISTMAS FILK)

Title: A Christmas Fantasy
Author: Paula Stiles (thesnowleopard@hotmail.com)
Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/3071
Series: MIS
Part: NEW 1/1 
Rating: [PG] For sarcasm.
Codes: None

Summary: A little Christmas filk fantasy about the perfect Trek movie, sung to the tune
of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen". 

Disclaimer: Paramount owns, controls, and profits exclusively from the Trek universe,
which, come to think of it, is one of the things that inspired this filk. No infringement of
copyright is intended, or dared. That would be bad.

Archive: Sure--if you ask first.


				A CHRISTMAS FANTASY

God rest ye merry gentlebeings.
Let nothing you dismay.
A brand new Star Trek mo-ovie
Comes out on Christmas Day.
It has a plot.
And fans, fear not.
There will be no cliche.
Ohhhh, tidings of co-omfort and joy.
Comfort and joy.
Ohhhh, ti-idings of co-omfort and jo-o-oy.

There will be many space battles.
Romance won't be ignored.
Good friends won't act like stra-angers.
Adult fans won't be bored.
What e'er your pair,
Slash, het, it's there
'Side living by the sword.
Ohhhh, tidings of co-omfort and joy.
Comfort and joy.
Ohhhh, ti-idings of co-omfort and jo-o-oy.

The guest stars will be sympathetic.
Regulars will thrive.
Antagonists will be complex.
And some will stay alive.
The story arc will make good sense.
All redshirts will survive.
Ohhhh, tidings of co-omfort and joy.
Comfort and joy.
Ohhhh, ti-idings of co-omfort and jo-o-oy.

This film will be a tri-ibute
To continuity.
While changing all that we now know
Of Star Trek history.
Frustrated, gypped, and patronised
Fans no longer will be.
Ohhhh, tidings of co-omfort and joy.
Comfort and joy.
Ohhhh, ti-idings of co-omfort and jo-o-o-oy.

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